The Last Will of a “Net-o-Holic”

The Last Will of a “Net-o-Holic”

1. I, the undersigned Abhishek Singh Rajpurohit a.k.a. RBKASR, a student by profession, residing in the boys hostel @Symbiosis Knowledge Village, hereby announce my Will. If any other” Will” or Wills of earlier dates are claimed to be in existence, I hereby revoke them and declare them null and void and not made by me.
2. I am in sound physical and mental health and still practising my profession. I am making this will because I do not wish to cause difficulties to my beneficiaries by dying intestate. I make this will on my own and without pressure or influence from anyone.
All though i don’t have much to give you all but just wanted to say that thanks for being my friends but whatever I have I would like it to donate it to you all.

I donate my facebook account to Prateek because he doesn’t have one, but i also declare Gaurav Bharti as his legal guardian, till he becomes an adult/matures enough to handle facebook without guidance .

I would also like to donate my linkedin profile to Rahul J Nair because he has just shifted to AD from PR and he really needs to update his linkedin network.

My twitter account should definetely go to Baishnav Hansdah ,who has helped me a lot during Clariyovance (2011), by lending me his Blackberry for tweeting ,when i wanted to participate in the contest. Although the result of this competition were never announced by the CIT.

I am also donating My google + account to Chintan Buch because he likes things which are/ have plus size

I would also like to donate my photoshop,corel draw original softwares to Chaitanya challa

Dear Mohit i have reached on the 15 level of angry birds please complete it !!!

Dear Harsh i am donating my gamepad to you and my last wish is that you beat Vaibhav in FIFA using that.

Dear Bhupinder singh you can keep " you know what"


Tanya das you can keep my yearly subscription password to football fans.com and feel happy about it.



Arjun raina for you i have an advice pls throw ur Blackberry and get a l(W)ife!

Dear Aparajita you can have my dealsand you.com password and all those points that i have accquired .


Himanshu punjanbi, you can keep my timesjobs.com password and id so that you can get a placement in Singapore and let THE ppl’S in india live in peace!

Saurabh jaiswal i dont have anything for you except http://www.howstuffworks.com/ so that u can save class time by not asking question and reading this instead

Tushar mishra can keep my motion senser which can give words to your emotions without uttering a single word

Deboleena for you i have http://oxforddictionaries.com/

Something for our PR friends

Juanita Jocelyn can keep

Pune Bars & Night Clubs
www.punesite.com/pune-bars-night-clubs


Aaber for you I have www.101funjokes.com/

Aastha my dear jodhpur friend, for you i have

How to Lose Weight in 10 Days
www.onlymyhealth.com/how-lose-weight-in-days-1312349157

Nitesh you have always been a great great friend, so for that i gift you a lifetime membership for
1.fashionand you.com

2. Makeup & Accessories for Men
www.cosmeticsalacarte.com/.../makeup-and-accessories-for-men/

and your hair removal cream is in my room pls take it back

Sahil raina for u , I have lots of material on my 500 gb harddisk, Take it and u wont regret.

Soumalaya , for u i leave behind all my cheat code files for FIFA and Virutal tennis

Sumit Dasgupta pls contact Aaber he will give u the link for best party jokes so that atleast for the next few months Lavale people can sleep peacefully